Demography Enthusiast Gifts

"Did you know the Latino population will increase from 6 million to nearly 19 million by the year 2020?"

"This says the median age for Hispanics in the United States is 27...the median age for all the other groups is much higher."

The Problem with World Population Growth

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Good boy."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Oligarchy

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Dialogue

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Now that's a win."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'