Demographer Gifts

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

World Production.

Aging population in Cuba

World pushing '7 billion' pram.

Increasing world population.

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

Population rocket

'On the bright side - the larger the population, the more people there'll be to support your cause.'

'Suzy, I hate to break the news to you like this, but there's a good reason why your new boyfriend doesn't fit in amongst the townsfolk too well...Yes Suzy. He's a Notorious Outlier.'

'Research shows people of my age, ethnicity, height, weight, residential preference and income, invest in demographics.'

'Seven billion people - and every one of them a potential purchaser of my book 'The Population Timebomb.''

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

The Problem with World Population Growth

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

'It seems only two ticks since the last cock-up!'

Ageing Population

"They say there's a sucker born every minute, but I'm concerned about a declining birth rate."

Could you give me a ballpark number?

Census: 'Do you know who I am?'

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

Population rocket

'An alarming trend, folks, by 3000 AD all Americans will be retired or in prison.'

Demographics Society. Pop Shift. World. The population is still moving to the west. Ah, they're occident-prone!

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

Census. Well, let's see .. One potato, two potato, three potato, four

Birth Rates in France

India's population overtaking China's

Less Than Zero

Full Up? More Like Full Of It

The Jeopardy of Progress

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."