Demographers Gifts

Less Than Zero

The Jeopardy of Progress

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

World Production.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Population rocket

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

The Problem with World Population Growth

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

Aging population in Cuba

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

'Suzy, I hate to break the news to you like this, but there's a good reason why your new boyfriend doesn't fit in amongst the townsfolk too well...Yes Suzy. He's a Notorious Outlier.'

'On the bright side - the larger the population, the more people there'll be to support your cause.'

'An alarming trend, folks, by 3000 AD all Americans will be retired or in prison.'

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

The 1960s, 50 Years Later

Population rocket

Birth Rates in France

Ageing Population

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

'You are polling very well with the highly motivated 18 to 26 year olds who never vote.'

'Research shows people of my age, ethnicity, height, weight, residential preference and income, invest in demographics.'

Aging and birth rate in the population

"You were right Mum, I did the survey of all the animals on the farm: 95% are female!"

'Seven billion people - and every one of them a potential purchaser of my book 'The Population Timebomb.''

Full Up? More Like Full Of It

"And don't waste your time canvassing the whole building, young man. We think alike."

Census: 'Do you know who I am?'