Demography Buff Gifts

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

World Production.

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Population rocket

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

The Problem with World Population Growth

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

Graph to find your IQ

Pickle

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

Biography - Authorized/Unauthorized.

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

Aging population in Cuba

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