Demography Buff Gifts

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

World Production.

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Population rocket

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

The Problem with World Population Growth

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

Graph to find your IQ

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

Biography - Authorized/Unauthorized.

Aging population in Cuba

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'