Poll Statistics Buff Gifts

"Your poll numbers look good, Senator. You fooled 45% of the people 55% of the the time."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

Pickle

Graph to find your IQ

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Pollster

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Trumpism Monster

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

Poll Dancing

Hi, this is John Kasich. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to remind you I'm still running for "Just-In-Case." "Just-In-Case"? Yes. If Trump doesn't get enough delegates to win on the first ballot, the GOP can choose whomever it wants for president. It could choose Mitt Romney. It could choose Paul Ryan. It could even choose Kim Kardashian. House of Java Cybercafe. You are running for "Just-In-Case." Also, it says here you've got a bum ticker. Could you let your wife know I like long walks on t

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Politics pre - DJT

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

The Capitol In The Palm Of Their Hands.

Those Who Get Off On Not Social Distancing: 87% Celebrities On ZOOM: 83%. "We're All In This Together": 82%

Elections race.

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

Trump's time is running out

"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!"

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

Dropping Popularity of Obama.