Poll Statistics Buff Pillows

"Your poll numbers look good, Senator. You fooled 45% of the people 55% of the the time."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Pollster

Graph to find your IQ

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

Trumpism Monster

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

Poll Dancing

Politics pre - DJT

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

The Capitol In The Palm Of Their Hands.

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

Elections race.

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

Trump's time is running out

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

'Pander to voters? Me?'

"See, I've still got plenty of supporters."

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

"The latest poll numbers must be out."