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"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Early accounting scandals.

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Presenter Auditions.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Graph to find your IQ

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"