Census Buff Mugs

Trump Census

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Early accounting scandals.

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

Presenter Auditions.

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Best System in the World

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Pickle

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Graph to find your IQ

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'