Statue Buff Mugs

Statue of Liberty with chest of money tied around neck.

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Deflator mouse

Mikado

A little bird told me...

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Macbeth: Take Two

Tina Turner

Masquerade

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Un ballo in maschera

Tristan Und Isolde

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

'I'm a star!'

A Cow Striptease

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

Hollywood producer.

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

Hoxton map.

"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

Spike Milligan