Citizenship Buff Pillows

"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going."

'Congratulations, you've sworn the oath of British Citizenship.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Santa CGI Effect

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Editor. Short. Sweet.

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Colours

Our 4 Branches of Government

The Creative Process

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

'We need someone on the outside.'

Politics pre - DJT

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

The Capitol In The Palm Of Their Hands.

"He's an asylum seeker."

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

'What are YOU dressed as?' 'Life imitating art.'