Citizenship Buff Gifts

"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going."

'Congratulations, you've sworn the oath of British Citizenship.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Santa CGI Effect

Best System in the World

Who Let the Dawg In?

"'Talent borrows, genius steals' - that's one of mine, too."

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

Pickle

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Colours

Our 4 Branches of Government

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

Politics pre - DJT

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

Hi, this is John Kasich. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to remind you I'm still running for "Just-In-Case." "Just-In-Case"? Yes. If Trump doesn't get enough delegates to win on the first ballot, the GOP can choose whomever it wants for president. It could choose Mitt Romney. It could choose Paul Ryan. It could even choose Kim Kardashian. House of Java Cybercafe. You are running for "Just-In-Case." Also, it says here you've got a bum ticker. Could you let your wife know I like long walks on t

The Creative Process

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

'We need someone on the outside.'

Terry Wogan

The Capitol In The Palm Of Their Hands.

"He's an asylum seeker."

Elections race.