Polls And Statistics Fan Pillows

'...Best of all, Mr. President, 83 of high school dropouts on welfare think you're doing an EXCELLENT job!'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

Employment recruitment aptitude test

Pollster

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

Political Analysis

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'

'Number 20 is up. His batting average is 320 and his drug tests are negative.'

Election Time

Social median

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

Those Who Get Off On Not Social Distancing: 87% Celebrities On ZOOM: 83%. "We're All In This Together": 82%

Trump's firings

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

The Stat family

"Your poll results on't look good. You're trailing 'statistically insignificant'."

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

I, for one, welcome our new Kenyan overlord!

Servile journalism

'This is not about regime change, honest.'

Venom

Man confusing man using statistics.

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

Scatter Graph

'In your opinion, who was the worst U.S. president since W.W.II...?'

'According to yesterday's poll, 46% of people support having rain tomorrow while 36% are against. 24% are undecided.'

"Mr Giles, when I recommended that investment to you, I was reading the wrong chart - a chart concerning home runs in the National League. But it didn't matter - the stock went up anyway."

'I KNOW the country is deeply divided!'