Humor In Statistics Fan Pillows

"Mother's Day Father's Day"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

Bell Curve. Bell Curve after a few beers.

Satis Factory Tour

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'

Julius and Isabella Dufferburger, statistically average family with their 2.5 children.

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

'...with a 38% chance that death do us part.'

'Number 20 is up. His batting average is 320 and his drug tests are negative.'

Social median

The statistician marrying the probability expert...

Those Who Get Off On Not Social Distancing: 87% Celebrities On ZOOM: 83%. "We're All In This Together": 82%

'Finally some good news on the economy: four out of five economists agree that 80% if economists agree.'

Economic Errata

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

Room for Error

"The bar charts show out clients overwhelmingly prefer pie charts."

The Stat family

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

Jean Goujon

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Propriety

Man confusing man using statistics.

"And right about then the price of great big stones went out of sight."

Scatter Graph

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

"Mr Giles, when I recommended that investment to you, I was reading the wrong chart - a chart concerning home runs in the National League. But it didn't matter - the stock went up anyway."

Covid 19 Bar Chart