Demographic Enthusiast Gifts

"DId you know 20 percent of all teenagers in this country are Latino? It's like they're a majority!"

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"Good boy."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

World Production.

Population rocket

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"You lack spontaniety."

Uncle Sam and Democracy

The Problem with World Population Growth

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Biological Cuckoo clock

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

Ostrich Bar

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."