Demographic Enthusiast Gifts

"DId you know 20 percent of all teenagers in this country are Latino? It's like they're a majority!"

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"Good boy."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

World Production.

Population rocket

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"You lack spontaniety."

The Problem with World Population Growth

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Biological Cuckoo clock

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

Ostrich Bar

"Your profile said you were a dog."

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."