Deltoid Devotee Pillows

"We're exclusively delts."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Thomas Hardy

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Humans are strange."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Artist chained to his drawing.

'This guy is really good!'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

One book... One book... One book...

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"Hey! Green eyes!"

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"