Dalmatian Devotee Pillows

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

I love my Timpani

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"We're exclusively delts."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Have your people call my people."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

We have a dream....

Halloween Selfie

Nato Membership

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

The Deal of a Century

The next drone flight

US extortion on the UN regarding Jerusalem

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Something nocturnal."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

Israel/Palestine Conflict