Dalmatian Lovers Pillows

Dalmatian or fleas?

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Dead Funny

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Housekeeping?!"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

The Reaper's Arms

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"Already sold your soul to the company? Listen, I'll have my people talk to their people."

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Mobile Operations Stand.

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Life and Death

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Zombie Problems

The Final Selfie

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"Roadkill cookies"