Dalmatian Fans Pillows

Spot Remover.

"I can't believe my insurance went up. My record was spotless."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Happy birthday Darling!

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

Ah-Choo!

'It's my feature wall.'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

'Stupid dog - keeps losing the ball.'

'They don't want people stepping on me...'

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'How could cute hurt so much?'

Birds Ice Skating.

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

Grizzy Selfie

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

You're SORRY?!! You bite the manager in the neck and fly out the window and all you can say is you're SORRY?!!