Dalmatian Admirers Pillows

Dalmatian or fleas?

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Fishing boat.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'The penguin is upset...'

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

Chill Out Worshippers!

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"It's O.K. to admit that the sanctions are taking their toll."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

'Oh no, not another blood sample.'

Ah-Choo!

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

"Boun giorno, Gorby!" "Buon giorno, Bush!"

Australasia.

'Stupid dog - keeps losing the ball.'

'Polly wants on-line.'

Sensing fowl nearby, Roger quickly went into his point.

'They don't want people stepping on me...'

Industrial Disputes: the Early Years

Dracula's false teeth

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

It's called "bipedalism" --- I got the idea from a bird!

Plato

(Can't) Count Dracula.

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

The Inevitable Let Down After The Capture Of The Lock Ness Monster

Vampire's postman.

'I think I'll walk to work today.'

'Marmaduke understands it differently than most dogs when you tell him to 'stay'.'

Adrian Chiles