Mediterranean Admirers Pillows

Fishing boat.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Piranhaclaus

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Chill Out Worshippers!

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

'The penguin is upset...'

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"And to think he started in accounting."

'None shall pass!'

Lovers

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Mahmoud Abbas

One of a kind.

Medieval King

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

Geoffrey Chaucer