Mediterranean Admirers Mugs

Fishing boat.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Piranhaclaus

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

"Krill, baby, krill."

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

'The penguin is upset...'

Chill Out Worshippers!

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

'None shall pass!'

"And to think he started in accounting."

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Lovers

One of a kind.

Mahmoud Abbas

Medieval King

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.