Middle East Aficionados Mugs

'He's sending us to a culturally diverse place called 'Palestine.''

Fishing boat.

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Our next 'cake walk' in the Middle East... will turn out to be a 'pie in the face.''

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

Mahmoud Abbas

al-Maliki.

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

Gaza destruction and cause.

All I said was, thanks to Sadie, I know what's wrong with the Middle East. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. It's the birthplace of civilization. It's the dysfunctional family home from whence we all came. It's ruled by a stubborn and cranky old know-it-all mother with a superiority complex. She never changes, which is why the kids, once they came of age, got the heck outta there and only come by once in a while to referee her arguments with dad and make sure they're still in her will ... and for

The delegitimization effort.

Peace at last !

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Mideast Sisyphus.

Jump! Jump! How high? He just doesn't get it, does he?

Road construction

My goldfish has an odd look on his face, Al

'Hey, listen - We stop fighting and I'll let you go, okay?'

'Well, the joke's on me - it turns out that the King pardoned you twelve years ago!'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

Trump stirred up world opinion over Jerusalem decision

Ismail Haniya

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

'The Arab world used to be know for its oil, now for its turmoil.'

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

Welcome to Mesopotamia: Birthplace of Civilization. Population (unable to read rest of sign as it's been blown off.)

"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."

Muslim Meddling

Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani.

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose two

The Coen Brothers of Science.

If "Bonanza" actor Dan Blocker had been in a movie about an ancient Greek war ... He'd have been "The Trojan Hoss"!