Dalmatian Devotee Mugs

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

I love my Timpani

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"We're exclusively delts."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Have your people call my people."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Halloween Selfie

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

We have a dream....

Nato Membership

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

How hit songs get their names

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

US extortion on the UN regarding Jerusalem

The Deal of a Century

The next drone flight

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Something nocturnal."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.