Dalek Devotee Mugs

Dalek gardening...

Uncle Gorak enjoyed entertaining the kids...

"Shall we get a takeaway?"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Two Daleks fighting

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

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Salvador Deli

Salvador Dali museum

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

Give Thanks.

Man with large deer says, 'It's a mega-buck,'

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"I've picked up too many nasty Hobbits."

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'With all this food in the woods I wonder what the deer are eating?'