Dalek Devotee Gifts

Uncle Gorak enjoyed entertaining the kids...

"Shall we get a takeaway?"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Two Daleks fighting

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"...And please let the merger do through!"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Salvador Deli

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

Salvador Dali museum

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Give Thanks.

'With all this food in the woods I wonder what the deer are eating?'

Man with large deer says, 'It's a mega-buck,'

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Hit me.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'