Dodo Devotee Pillows

"Tomorrow - it's always tomorrow with you. I tell you, I'm getting pretty fed-up with your mood-swings. . ."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Licensed Therapist

Overjumpers

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Canine Companion

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Love a Mutt

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Happy.

Pet a Puppy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"He's already getting attached to you."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"A little help, please."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'