Dodo Admirer Pillows

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Quill ?

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I admire your floatibility.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Meow"

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Fifty Shades of Gray

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

There are no rats with collars...

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Flea Philosophy.

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'