Dodo Admirer Prints

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Quill ?

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

No, I don

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"Meow"

"That's the preacher's dog."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Fifty Shades of Gray

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

There are no rats with collars...

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'