Deli Owner Pillows

Deliboys

Pastrami in the wild

Christian Books: We have The Loaves and the Fishes. . . Joe's Deli: We have the Jam & the Tartar Sauce.

One Hour Sandwich shop

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

"That one with the holes, that's what they use for a drilled cheese sandwich."

Salvador Deli

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Deli/Antiques: Got Shrimp? Got Gout?

Olives

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

Wild Irv Moskowitz, the meanest deli-man in the West.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Fast food. Even faster food

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Cut Price

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Today's special... donuts.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Try to guess the continent dining...

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Kitchen Kapers

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'