Deli Pillows

Posh Deli - Fois gras, caviar, animal feed.

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

'Yo, you in the middle. Roast beef, right?'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

A rump of butchers

Deliboys

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Pastrami in the wild

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

The Deli Llama

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"I'm a retired doctor."

The Salvador Deli

Olives

Salvador Deli

One Hour Sandwich shop

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

The Salvador Deli.

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

The Deli Counter

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

Carnegie Deli

"Everything bagel?"

Christian Books: We have The Loaves and the Fishes. . . Joe's Deli: We have the Jam & the Tartar Sauce.

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Sam Ella - Quality Meat

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

"...and a half-pound of pain and anguish."