Deli Pillows

Posh Deli - Fois gras, caviar, animal feed.

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

'Yo, you in the middle. Roast beef, right?'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

A rump of butchers

Deliboys

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Pastrami in the wild

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

The Deli Llama

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"I'm a retired doctor."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

The Salvador Deli

Have you heard of a celebrity roast, Lance? The closest I ever came to a celebrity roast was the time I had a roast beef in a deli and Henny Youngman walked in.

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

Olives

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Salvador Deli

One Hour Sandwich shop

The Salvador Deli.

"Everything bagel?"

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

The Deli Counter

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

Carnegie Deli

Christian Books: We have The Loaves and the Fishes. . . Joe's Deli: We have the Jam & the Tartar Sauce.

Sam Ella - Quality Meat