Deli Dishes Pillows

'Today is the day that 'Black Bean Couscous' kicks 'Classic Macaroni Salad' butt.'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

The Deli Llama

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"I'm a retired doctor."

The Salvador Deli

Have you heard of a celebrity roast, Lance? The closest I ever came to a celebrity roast was the time I had a roast beef in a deli and Henny Youngman walked in.

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

The Salvador Deli.

Carnegie Deli

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

The Deli Counter

"Everything bagel?"

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

"This is a 'deli-cut' situation...."

Sam Ella - Quality Meat

"I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese."

Sandwich Shop

'Thinner!'

Deli/Antiques: Got Shrimp? Got Gout?

'He says he's a 'Sandwich artist' and he refuses to work in honey mustard.'

"...and a half-pound of pain and anguish."

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

"No, I didn't say the Euro was up, I said the gyro was up. The deli raised their prices fifty cents."

'Are you sure you want the party sub? I mean are you sure? Are you buying it for someone else or something???'