Deli Dishes Prints

'Today is the day that 'Black Bean Couscous' kicks 'Classic Macaroni Salad' butt.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

The Deli Llama

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"I'm a retired doctor."

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

The Salvador Deli

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

The Salvador Deli.

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

"Everything bagel?"

Carnegie Deli

The Deli Counter

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Sam Ella - Quality Meat

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

'He says he's a 'Sandwich artist' and he refuses to work in honey mustard.'

"I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese."

"...and a half-pound of pain and anguish."

'Thinner!'

Deli/Antiques: Got Shrimp? Got Gout?

Sandwich Shop

"No, I didn't say the Euro was up, I said the gyro was up. The deli raised their prices fifty cents."

'Are you sure you want the party sub? I mean are you sure? Are you buying it for someone else or something???'

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.