Deli Employee Pillows

'I'll have an out-of-work-ploughman's please.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Who gets the decaf?'

Deliboys

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

'Regular or decapitated?'

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

'Can I get a box for this?'

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

Pastrami in the wild

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

The Deli Llama

"Just a drop."

Chicken Coupe.

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"I'm a retired doctor."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

The Salvador Deli

'I'll have that old breakfast standard, Shih-Tzu-On-a-Shingle.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

One Hour Sandwich shop

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

Olives

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Salvador Deli

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

The Salvador Deli.