"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."
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Trial by Media
Priest's 'To do' list.
Golfing Bishop.
dog vs UFO...
"Judgement Day: Division Four"
At the 2021 Religious Games
Priest
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!
"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"
Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.
Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.
"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"
The Sleeping Congregation.
Parachuting bishop.
Bishops Snooker
The ten ammendments
'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'
R.C.I.A.
God is for life not just for Christmas.
Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.
'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'
Finger puppets in church.
'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'
'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'
"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."
'Get an afterlife!'
"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."
"At first I was the aggressor but as he got the upper hand it became clear I was the victim."
"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."
Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'
"Is this the Canterbury Train?"
Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .
"Here's the weak point."
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