Bishop Of Banter Pillows

Archbishop Jokes.

Priest's 'To do' list.

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

Priest

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I think it stopped breathing."

Peach flirting with a banana.

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

The Sleeping Congregation.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

The ten ammendments

Parachuting bishop.

Bishops Snooker

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

Finger puppets in church.

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'Get an afterlife!'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

Bishop with a crozier case.

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

US bishops given contraception lifeline.