Bishop Of Banter Gifts

Archbishop Jokes.

Priest's 'To do' list.

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

Priest

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I think it stopped breathing."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

The Sleeping Congregation.

Parachuting bishop.

Bishops Snooker

The ten ammendments

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

'Get an afterlife!'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

Finger puppets in church.

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Bishop with a crozier case.

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"