Bishop Pillows

R.C.I.A.

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

'Mr Bagley, I'm afraid there's rather more to being a bishop than having your own hat.'

Commuting bishop uses crook to hold on to tube train strap.

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Desmond Tutu.

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

'I think I can speak for the Bishop, when I say...'

Golfing Bishop.

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'What sort of hat?'

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

Sinister Minister

'As you suspected, Your Grace, these heretics refuse to embrace the principles of equality and diversity.'

A leap of faith.

"It was a gift from god."

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

'Ah men!' Prayer ending for a gay bishop.

Farmer and dean in a train carriage.

'I've been looking everywhere for that!'

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.

Bird trying to feed a bishop's hat.

Ok, ok

"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"

Unknown

Bishop with a crozier case.

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

Bishop rocking in his church.

"Now comes the downside to this job - I need the toilet!"

"And now The Reverend Higgins will beat the love of God into each and every one of you."