Skateboarding Bishop Pillows

'Get with it,Francis-get a skateboard!'

Priest's 'To do' list.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

Priest

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

Parachuting bishop.

Bishops Snooker

The ten ammendments

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Get an afterlife!'

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

Finger puppets in church.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

Bishop with a crozier case.

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

Excommunicate Me.

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'