Skateboarding Bishop Pillows

'Get with it,Francis-get a skateboard!'

Priest's 'To do' list.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

Priest

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

The ten ammendments

The Sleeping Congregation.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Parachuting bishop.

Bishops Snooker

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Get an afterlife!'

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Finger puppets in church.

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

Bishop with a crozier case.

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

Excommunicate Me.

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

Conclave.

Holy Guacamole.