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Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

An Archeologic Dig

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

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"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

'First time I've seen a law degree with an expiration date.'

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

'Here comes Ted.'

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

"Can we discuss this?"

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

"The only thing trivial about pursuing this trivial lawsuit is my fee!"

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

'How long will it be until he can sit up and take the criticism?'

'Speak with the voice of reason again.'

Sports Bar: 5-7 pm No Bullying During Happy Hour.

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

Mysteries of the ocean...