Bishop T-Shirts

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

'Mr Bagley, I'm afraid there's rather more to being a bishop than having your own hat.'

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

Commuting bishop uses crook to hold on to tube train strap.

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Desmond Tutu.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

'I think I can speak for the Bishop, when I say...'

Golfing Bishop.

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

Farmer and dean in a train carriage.

'I've been looking everywhere for that!'

'As you suspected, Your Grace, these heretics refuse to embrace the principles of equality and diversity.'

A leap of faith.

'What sort of hat?'

'Ah men!' Prayer ending for a gay bishop.

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

Sinister Minister

"It was a gift from god."

In Case of Accidents

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

Unknown

'I suppose you'll be having the Shepherd's Pie?'

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

Bishop with a crozier case.

Bishop rocking in his church.

Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.

"Now comes the downside to this job - I need the toilet!"

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Bird trying to feed a bishop's hat.