Bishop On The Green Pillows

Archbishop playing golf with his staff.

Priest's 'To do' list.

Golfing Bishop.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

At the 2021 Religious Games

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Priest

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Bishops Snooker

The ten ammendments

The Sleeping Congregation.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Parachuting bishop.

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Finger puppets in church.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'Get an afterlife!'

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

Bishop with a crozier case.

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'