Bishop On The Green Gifts

Archbishop playing golf with his staff.

Priest's 'To do' list.

Golfing Bishop.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

At the 2021 Religious Games

Priest

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

The ten ammendments

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

The Sleeping Congregation.

Bishops Snooker

Parachuting bishop.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Finger puppets in church.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

'Get an afterlife!'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

Bishop with a crozier case.

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Excommunicate Me.