
'I learned a new word today!'
If you know someone who loves both golf and witty wordplay, our collection for 'wordsmith on the green' is a delightful find. Capture their passion for craft and the game with fun, clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. These gifts celebrate their love for words and golf, making every day on the green a little more amusing and inspiring. Whether it’s a pun-filled mug for their morning coffee or a witty print for their office, our products are designed to bring a smile and match their creative spirit.
'I learned a new word today!'
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
'When we get there let me do the double talking.'
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"
Torturing the English Language
Thru versus Through Traffic
"Meet The Author"
"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
"She's been so creative lately."
First Novels.
Edgar Allen Poe
"Do me next."
Reading my Critics
Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'
'Why can't we have a texting bee?'
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
Cut Price
"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."
A Copy Editor and His Dog
"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
Backfire
Someone who knows apostrophes
Why we need poetry. . .
What's normal?
Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket
"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."
"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"
It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'
Explore our collection of mugs for the golf-loving wordsmith. Find the perfect witty or clever designs to start their day with a smile.
Discover playful pillows that bring humor and personality to any space. Perfect for golf fans who love witty decor, adding a cozy and clever touch to their home or office.
Browse our selection of amusing and stylish art prints that celebrate golf and wordplay. Great for adorning walls and sparking conversation among friends and family.
Check out our range of t-shirts for golf enthusiasts with a flair for words. Stylish, fun, and clever—ideal for casual wear or to make a statement on the course.