Climate-conscious Cleric Gifts

"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Polluted geese

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

The interested bystanders.

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Insect extinction

Food waste with recycling symbol

There is No Planet C

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Earth stove

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"I think we have run out of time..."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."