Climate-conscious Cleric Gifts

"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Polluted geese

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

The interested bystanders.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Insect extinction

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

There is No Planet C

Earth stove

"I think we have run out of time..."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....