Defense Contractor Gifts

Searching for a gift for a defense contractor? Our collection features clever and personalized items that honor their dedication to safeguarding and advancing our nation’s security. Whether it’s for a birthday, a milestone, or just to show appreciation, find something that truly resonates with their professional pride and sense of humor.

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"This cloaking device avoids detection by the G.A.O."

"This cloaking device avoids detection by the G.A.O." mockup

"This cloaking device avoids detection by the G.A.O."

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Arms Fair - "Of course as part of our ethical foreigh policy the 20 kiloton population fragmentation bomb is only available to respectable governments."

Arms Fair - "Of course as part of our ethical foreigh policy the 20 kiloton population fragmentation bomb is only available to respectable governments."

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'Click on 'drone', find the target you wish to destry, then press 'control-alt-delete.'

'Click on 'drone', find the target you wish to destry, then press 'control-alt-delete.' mockup

'Click on 'drone', find the target you wish to destry, then press 'control-alt-delete.'

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"Do the M.O.D allow many of their staff to work from home?"

"Do the M.O.D allow many of their staff to work from home?" mockup

"Do the M.O.D allow many of their staff to work from home?"

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Smart Bomb Pre-Launch Briefing... mockup

Smart Bomb Pre-Launch Briefing...

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"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C." mockup

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

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'Rumsfeld wants a leaner, more agile military thta's harder to pin down at budget hearings...'

'Rumsfeld wants a leaner, more agile military thta's harder to pin down at budget hearings...' mockup

'Rumsfeld wants a leaner, more agile military thta's harder to pin down at budget hearings...'

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"How else are we going to pay for the war?"

"How else are we going to pay for the war?" mockup

"How else are we going to pay for the war?"

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Security Breach

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TEN-HUN!

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"Because of the budget cuts the territorials are having to take on more responsibility, Graham has got the nuclear attack codes."

"Because of the budget cuts the territorials are having to take on more responsibility, Graham has got the nuclear attack codes." mockup

"Because of the budget cuts the territorials are having to take on more responsibility, Graham has got the nuclear attack codes."

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AUKUS Alliance

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New tank model with safety features: 'Sorry, sir, firing the cannon set off the airbag.'

New tank model with safety features: 'Sorry, sir, firing the cannon set off the airbag.' mockup

New tank model with safety features: 'Sorry, sir, firing the cannon set off the airbag.'

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'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.' mockup

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

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Mega arms corp.

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"What about the new armoured windshield, Sarge? What did Department of Defense say?"

"What about the new armoured windshield, Sarge? What did Department of Defense say?" mockup

"What about the new armoured windshield, Sarge? What did Department of Defense say?"

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Dept of defense...

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Joint Strike Fighter

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'It's great being a defense contractor -- the hawks and doves play chicken while we feather our nests!'

'It's great being a defense contractor -- the hawks and doves play chicken while we feather our nests!' mockup

'It's great being a defense contractor -- the hawks and doves play chicken while we feather our nests!'

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Soldier trying to catch bomb with a cushion

Soldier trying to catch bomb with a cushion mockup

Soldier trying to catch bomb with a cushion

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I'm part of a pilot project to further curb military spending

I'm part of a pilot project to further curb military spending mockup

I'm part of a pilot project to further curb military spending

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Rolls Royce of the anti-personnel mine mockup

Rolls Royce of the anti-personnel mine

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'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile mockup

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

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'Following government cuts, this is your new kit bag.'

'Following government cuts, this is your new kit bag.' mockup

'Following government cuts, this is your new kit bag.'

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'Iraq had no WMDs? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing-country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defence spending!

'Iraq had no WMDs? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing-country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defence spending!

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"Of course our 'space force' will be used for defensive purposes. . . unless some low life makes me really, really mad!"

"Of course our 'space force' will be used for defensive purposes. . . unless some low life makes me really, really mad!" mockup

"Of course our 'space force' will be used for defensive purposes. . . unless some low life makes me really, really mad!"

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Trident and the Tunnel of Love

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Cyberwarfare

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"I work for a defense company designing monstrous ways to kill people, but one afternoon a year, I volunteer at a soup kitchen to balance the scales."

"I work for a defense company designing monstrous ways to kill people, but one afternoon a year, I volunteer at a soup kitchen to balance the scales." mockup

"I work for a defense company designing monstrous ways to kill people, but one afternoon a year, I volunteer at a soup kitchen to balance the scales."

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