Army Contractor Gifts

Looking for a gift for your army contractor? Whether they work behind the scenes or in the field, our humorous and thoughtful products capture their hard work and resilience. From fun t-shirts to inspiring prints, find a perfect way to say thank you or celebrate their commitment. These gifts are ideal for birthdays, promotions, or just to recognize their vital role in keeping our country strong.

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Remounts for the Yeomanry

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Convicted Contractor

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Painting by the numbers for adults mockup

Painting by the numbers for adults

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Servicemen.

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'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.' mockup

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

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'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?' mockup

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

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Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project. mockup

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

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Tool Box

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"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!" mockup

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

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'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?' mockup

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

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"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?" mockup

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

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This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age. mockup

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

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"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia" mockup

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

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God's Subcontractors

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'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

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'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.' mockup

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

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'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.' mockup

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

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'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?' mockup

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

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Fuel bill gone through the roof

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'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.' mockup

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

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'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.' mockup

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

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Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall. mockup

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

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'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.' mockup

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

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Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Man finishing painting through flap in door. mockup

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

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Texturing the Walls

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"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?" mockup

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

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'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?' mockup

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

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'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.' mockup

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

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"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain." mockup

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

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The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

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Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet. mockup

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

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"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation." mockup

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

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' ... and this is the half bath.' mockup

' ... and this is the half bath.'

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'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.' mockup

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

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Army Contractor Gifts Collection

Army Contractor Mugs

Explore our range of army contractor mugs—witty, thoughtful, and perfect for showing appreciation every morning.

Army Contractor Pillows

Discover cozy pillows adorned with army contractor themes—great for adding personality and humor to their home or office.

Army Contractor Prints

Browse inspiring and humorous prints perfect for army contractors—ideal for decorating their workspace or home with pride.

Army Contractor T-Shirts

Check out our collection of army contractor t-shirts—fun, witty, and ideal for casual wear or special celebrations.