Defense Contractor Enthusiast Gifts

"Our $500- Pentagon toilet seats now made by Haliburton in Iraq for $800."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Military Medals

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Kamikaze Colour

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Building a company.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'