Government Contractor Gifts

Looking for a gift for a government contractor? Celebrate their hard work, attention to detail, and commitment with humor and style. Our collection features items that resonate with their professional pride, making any occasion special.

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Job Creation Scheme.

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'I know government contracts saved us, but I still don't think we should have to hear the national anthem every morning.'

'I know government contracts saved us, but I still don't think we should have to hear the national anthem every morning.' mockup

'I know government contracts saved us, but I still don't think we should have to hear the national anthem every morning.'

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"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons." mockup

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

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'Please give all you can spare -- it's to bribe a Senator to get the firm a Government contract.'

'Please give all you can spare -- it's to bribe a Senator to get the firm a Government contract.' mockup

'Please give all you can spare -- it's to bribe a Senator to get the firm a Government contract.'

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'Please give all you can spare -- it's to bribe a Senator to get the firm a Government contract.'

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Next Shutdown

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"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle." mockup

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

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"You're fired."

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The Anti-Agent

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"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages." mockup

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

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"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar." mockup

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

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''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....' mockup

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

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"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend" mockup

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

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"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime." mockup

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

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Trump pardons

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Painting by the numbers for adults mockup

Painting by the numbers for adults

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"National security adviser"

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'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.' mockup

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

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'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.' mockup

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

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'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?' mockup

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

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Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project. mockup

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

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"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!" mockup

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

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Tool Box

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"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!" mockup

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

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'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?' mockup

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

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"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?" mockup

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

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This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age. mockup

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

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"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off." mockup

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

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'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.' mockup

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

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"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia" mockup

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

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Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane. mockup

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

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God's Subcontractors

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CIA report

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'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.' mockup

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

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'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?' mockup

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

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Government Contractor Gifts Collection

Government Contractor Mugs

Explore our collection of government contractor mugs—perfect for their morning coffee and their sense of pride.

Government Contractor Pillows

Find cozy pillows themed around government contracting—adding personality and comfort to their space.

Government Contractor Prints

Discover art prints that celebrate government contractors—great for personalizing their workspace or home.

Government Contractor T-Shirts

Browse our witty government contractor t-shirts—ideal for showcasing their professionalism with humor.