Defense Contractor Mugs

"This cloaking device avoids detection by the G.A.O."

Arms Fair - "Of course as part of our ethical foreigh policy the 20 kiloton population fragmentation bomb is only available to respectable governments."

'Click on 'drone', find the target you wish to destry, then press 'control-alt-delete.'

Smart Bomb Pre-Launch Briefing...

"Do the M.O.D allow many of their staff to work from home?"

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

"How else are we going to pay for the war?"

'Rumsfeld wants a leaner, more agile military thta's harder to pin down at budget hearings...'

New tank model with safety features: 'Sorry, sir, firing the cannon set off the airbag.'

AUKUS Alliance

Security Breach

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"Because of the budget cuts the territorials are having to take on more responsibility, Graham has got the nuclear attack codes."

TEN-HUN!

"It's not like we sold the Saudis the swords for the executions...we didn't, did we?"

Secretary of the Air Forces

"I want 354 of these babies, ASAP."

"I work for a defense company designing monstrous ways to kill people, but one afternoon a year, I volunteer at a soup kitchen to balance the scales."

Business of wars

"The plane will cost $269 million per unit... a little less if we forego the cup holders."

"Who dares to challenge me?"

"Of course our 'space force' will be used for defensive purposes. . . unless some low life makes me really, really mad!"

Trident and the Tunnel of Love

Cyberwarfare

I'm part of a pilot project to further curb military spending

"What about the new armoured windshield, Sarge? What did Department of Defense say?"

Dept of defense...

Joint Strike Fighter

'It's great being a defense contractor -- the hawks and doves play chicken while we feather our nests!'

Soldier trying to catch bomb with a cushion

Mega arms corp.

Rolls Royce of the anti-personnel mine

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

'Following government cuts, this is your new kit bag.'

'Iraq had no WMDs? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing-country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defence spending!