Military Contractor Mugs

Surprise your favorite military contractor with a mug that combines humor and pride—perfect for coffee breaks during long shifts or relaxing at home.

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The Unknown Military Contractor

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"When you get down to it, Dave, we're all about people: people helping people to kill people."

"When you get down to it, Dave, we're all about people: people helping people to kill people." mockup

"When you get down to it, Dave, we're all about people: people helping people to kill people."

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"Sadly, all good things must come to an end."

"Sadly, all good things must come to an end." mockup

"Sadly, all good things must come to an end."

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Socialist Military vs. Private Military mockup

Socialist Military vs. Private Military

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"Ah, Master Turnip, I see you're on a defence contract too!"

"Ah, Master Turnip, I see you're on a defence contract too!" mockup

"Ah, Master Turnip, I see you're on a defence contract too!"

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Does that mean we got the War Office contract, Harris?

Does that mean we got the War Office contract, Harris? mockup

Does that mean we got the War Office contract, Harris?

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Blackwater and The Statue of Freedom. mockup

Blackwater and The Statue of Freedom.

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Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie" mockup

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

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"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian." mockup

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

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Painting by the numbers for adults mockup

Painting by the numbers for adults

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'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?' mockup

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

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Servicemen.

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'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.' mockup

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

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"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?" mockup

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

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Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project. mockup

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

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Military Medals

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WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills mockup

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

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"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones." mockup

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

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'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?' mockup

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

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Tool Box

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Baby pram as a tank

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HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops. mockup

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

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"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!" mockup

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

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"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?" mockup

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

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This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age. mockup

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

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God's Subcontractors

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"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia" mockup

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

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'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

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Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.' mockup

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

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'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.' mockup

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

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'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.' mockup

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

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Fuel bill gone through the roof

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Trump

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'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.' mockup

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

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'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?' mockup

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

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Military Contractor Mugs Collection

Military Contractor Pillows

Check out our pillows that blend humor and comfort—ideal for relaxing at home or decorating a personal space.

Military Contractor Prints

Browse our prints that celebrate military contractors—ideal for adding a motivational touch to their workspace or office.

Military Contractor T-Shirts

Discover our t-shirts designed for military contractors—fun, stylish, and perfect for showing off their profession and pride.